".... he said queef"

Last week's episode of South Park reminded me of discovering the words "queef" and "douche" in the fourth grade and proceeding to run around the playground during recess chanting our new words with my friends. The nuns weren't to appreciative of our growing vocabularies and had all our parents called into the principals office. i was the only one who had the balls to explain to an office full of concerned parents what a queef was. i probably was also the only one who got his ass kicked viciously by his father when they got home.