So I'm killing time playing Mafia Wars on MySpace and downloading porn when I get an IM from one of the Glitterati. He/She informs me with the subtly of a foot to the back of the neck about their, and let me attempt to say this with a straight face, "test photo shoot with Gucci for a perfume ad".
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BWAH-HAHAHA!!! HOLYSHITONAPLATTER!!!! LMFAO!!!! LMAH!!!
My roommate and I spent about 45 minutes laughing at random things in our apartment that have a better chance of being a Gucci model than those two. The possum-bunny. The bottom of my roommate's foot, corns and all, my asshole.
Wow.
Now I'm no prize pig but I'm not trying to convince people I'm testing for Gucci. Did they start using transvestites and lizard looking pollacks with pointy teeth? Maybe retards with coccygodynia protuberances are suddenly in style.
Oh wow. I can go on like this for hours! Anywhoo...I'm off to get my beauty sleep. I have a test shoot with Gucci in the morning.
HOLYFUCK! LMFAO!!!!!
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