Super Size Me

I was pointing and laughing at the pictures from the Glitterati's "fat girl Gucci photo shoot", as it has come to be known in the man cave whenever we need a giggle, when I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. I should talk. I'M GETTING FAT!!!!

Not sure what it is about this new stuff I've been getting lately but I've been munching like I've never eaten before. I'm talking about fried chicken drumstick in my mouth while I'm waiting for a pizza to come out the toaster oven and my cookies to finish baking with one hand in a bowl of potato chips and the other holding a bacon wrapped hot dog. I never got the munchies. What the hell?

And here I just canceled my membership to the gym. Damn economy. I need a new guy.



Either that or I just needed a good reason to throw in this pic I just found. Bon apetittie.