I love me a dirty white boy.

Got a new man crush on UFC fighter and host of MTV's Bully Beatdown, Jason "Mayhem" Miller. Always had a thing for the hot and slightly brain damaged. Easier to manage with minimum drama. All you have to do is turn on cartoon network and they're entertained for hours, freeing you up for errands and household chores.

Why has the possibility of getting my ass kicked always intrigued me? Maybe those are just my daddy issues showing. I think too much when I'm sober.